Sir Arthur Brass Buttons

Sir Arthur Brass Buttons is Tony Zaret's polyamorous steampunk character from the 19th century which he LARPs as. He is the main protagonist of Tony's upcoming steampunk erotica. He is from the Steampunk Dimension but time traveled to our dimension and now looks for a way out of it. He later became a teacher, possibly knowing he will be stuck in this dimension for awhile. He uses a phone that runs on coal, and uses a coal powered dirigible for transportation. He has "all sorts of erotic exploits". He can play guitar and wrote a Guns N' Roses parody.

He was one of the staff at the 4th ever Southeast Michigan Furry Potter Con. Brinley hates him for telling him he parked in the McDonalds parking lot because the manager (presumably Ronald McDonalds) complained about people leaving their cars there. Sir Arthur Brass Buttons is credited as the inventor of Steam Karate, having used it in defense of the steampunk lifestyle against a child in the Wal-Mart parking lot.