😂美国的饭店像😂 (American Restaurants Be Like)!

😂美国的饭店像😂 (American Restaurants Be Like)! is a video in which a Chinese person learns firsthand about the deficiencies of American restaurants.

Summary
A Chinese man, a woman, and an American man are seated at a table in an American restaurant. The Chinese man requests tea to drink but is incredulous as the waiter tells him that, not only does the restaurant lack tea, but it also primarily serves water with ice - a drink that the obese American man attests to enjoying regularly along with pizza and beef. The Chinese man argues that water with ice is unhealthy to drink, but the waiter argues back that it tastes good, with the Chinese man finally giving in after the woman warns him that her father runs the restaurant. After he apprehensively sips the water, his neck explodes, and his head flies off into the distance, making one final testament to the negative effects of drinking water with ice on one's health.

Tony Zaret then dances to the Chinese Lunar New Year song 恭喜恭喜 (Gōngxǐ gōngxǐ, meaning "Congratulations, Congratulations") in the ending jig.

Videos in Mandarin Chinese

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